Toilet

FUNNY STORY:

Ok, so I was told a funny story today at work. A guy, who I let remain nameless went “#2” in bathroom slang speak, in the Machine shop bathroom. It is a one toilet and sink room and small.

The individual has a tendency to work late and on this particular late evening he finished his “#2”. He is a rather large individual and I’m not sure how things are done but in his situation as he was explaining it, lamented how he couldn’t just bend forward because he would hit his head on the door.

This lead to the only course of action one could carry out in this unfortunate situation. He stood up, turned around to face the toilet with rear toward the door, bent over and wiped. It was at that precise moment that he heard the door open and heard a woman’s voice shriek in horror, realizing “Oh crap, I forgot to lock the door!”

He stood up looked behind him and saw the door shut. As quickly as he could, he finished, washed his hands and left the restroom only to see a few cleaning ladies in the shop sweeping very quickly with their heads down.

They never looked up as he walked out of the shop area.

Funeral

FUNNY STORY:

So a co-worker, who I will leave nameless did a good deed and went to another department coworker’s mother’s visitation. She lost her fight against cancer. The visitation was nearby and he left after work.

He explained there were some people there but not a lot and this made him feel bad. My co-worker who is a shy, but nice and always polite, decided to talk with her for a little while.

He said he small talk was rough and he was feeling self-conscious and had a hard time with the conversation so he started using his hands to aide the story’s. That’s when he said it happened.

Mid conversation he was using hands when one of the hands came down and hit her breast. I laughed, and asked what was said after that. He said both were able to ignore it and he carried on with the story.

I said wow that must have been awkward. He said it wasn’t as awkward as doing it a yet a second time.